Saturday, February 09, 2008
Not Again

There are few things in this world that send shivers down my spine. I'm rather butch for a lady as you know. But the other day my human bought a plastic flowery lei and a grass hula skirt. I took notice.

Then she started making small alterations to the skirt. The flowery lei was wrapped around my head and my human giggled with delight. I became somewhat weary at this point.

Today she wrapped the grass skirt around my waist and I was struck with a feeling of utter dread. Oh why couldn't I find a place to hide? I few treats calmed me a bit but at the second fitting attempt I knew where this was going to end. That's right. I was going to look ridiculous!

I tried to sneak off to my kennel. She caught me. I tried to dash for the doggie door. She caught me. There is no escaping my crazy human. Luckily for me no one saw me like this and the outfit was put away.

For now I'm safe, but I am keeping a watchful eye out for the return of that skirt. Naturally I do know where this is all going to end up. It happened last year at this time too, though last year I had a bikini. That's right; it's almost time for the Doggie Beach Party.

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