Tuesday, September 25, 2007
Too Sexy

Each month I get a bath. I have no say in this, apparently smelling like a dog is a bad thing. Every third bath is a special one. This one is when the guys in the small white bus pull up to the house and give me the full make over. Yes I'm talking about a mobile groomer.

Being a service dog my human doesn't feel comfortable dropping me off at a groomer and picking me up many hours later. Not that I blame her. I wouldn't like being stuck in a kennel for hours waiting my turn. So when I am bathed it's either in the tub at home or in the mobile groomers' bus.

While I will never enjoy a visit from the groomers I must admit that once he is done with me I look fantastic. In fact I'll go as far as to say....

"I'm too sexy for my
too sexy for my
too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song"